March 2012
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I became an aunt today!!
So my niece is a Leap Day baby, which I think is so awesome. Our grandmother was a Leap Day baby too, which makes it even better.
She’s a big baby but she doesn’t cry and she smells lovely and she slept in my arms for an hour.
But the maternity ward had some sketchy photography in the hallways.
Who thought this was a good, appropriate portrait idea? Really, who?
February 2012
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drzaius:
“what if jean dujardin did a movie with jeremy renner”
he already did and it’s called my dreams
#why isn’t jeremy renner in every movie
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drzaius replied to your post: cinemas- replied to your post: Things I did during…
i wasn’t on tumblr for the festivities but why can’t the hurt locker win all of the awards every year??????
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cinemas- replied to your post: Things I did during tonight’s Oscars
Next year: you, me, laptops, wine. Let’s make it happen.
Ugh, yes please.
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Things I did during tonight's Oscars
Seal clapped anytime Jean Dujardin was on screen
Seal clapped anytime anything about The Artist was mentioned
Yelled “NO” at the television anytime War Horse was on screen
Cheered out loud when Bret McKenzie won an Oscar
Gave a dreamy sigh whenever Cloonily was on camera
Things my friends did during the Oscars
Looked on, scone-faced.
Jean!!
Vomiting rainbows right now!!!!!
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TEAM WAR HORSE
bridgetvonhammersmark:
#H8RS GONNA H8 #HORSES GONNA NEIGH
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Ryan Seacrest has a vagina.
Happy Oscar Day y’all!!!
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I actually have people to watch the Oscars with tomorrow and I don’t know how to handle this. None of my friends since college have expressed interest in watching them.
I’ve already warned them about how I get, but I don’t think they fully understand. This is going to be very embarrassing for me.
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mschieff asked: She's a modern woman! She doesn't cook! She doesn't clean! She doesn't climax!
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Anonymous asked: post a picture of one of the cupcakes sliced open?
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mschieff asked: GOD TUDYK UGH TUDYK UGH PLEASE GET RID OF THE HAIR GEL.
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Hi.
The Voice is still just the greatest show and I can’t believe how emotionally invested I get. I still have not been able to reconcile my inappropriate Blake Shelton feelings, either.
I haven’t eaten Chipotle in six weeks. I don’t know how that happened.
But it probably contributed to the fact that I had to buy a smaller sized pair of jeans this weekend.
Which also...
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fergaliciousdef asked: HI!
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starchaserxoxo asked: pic. twitter. com/ O9WdI43E
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I am already way too emotionally invested in The...
I get so excited and happy and sad and I yell at the television and it’s embarrassing.
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Happy Galentine's Day!!
I wanted to leave you all declarations of love in your ask box, but I had wine at dinner and I just want to watch The Voice and pass out.
But I love every single one of you and I will leave declarations of love tomorrow!
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I am officially jealous of a Muppet.
“I KISSED JON HAMM!!!”
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