#there better be 5 pages of dicks
(Source: nevver, via raffaellacarra)
The cows are more supportive than you are.
Go jump back up your mother.
March 24, 2013
March 24, 2013
March 23, 2013
Dimly, as if from far away, she heard a…a noise…a soft sighing sound, as if a million people had let out their breath at once.
(Source: rubyredwisp, via drunkxabi)
March 23, 2013
One day I will buy a bottle of wine and not finish it the same night I open it.
That day is not today.
March 23, 2013
March 23, 2013
Hi, I haven’t really been on tumblr through the month of March, but I still managed to lose about 1/3 of my followers. But that’s OK; they were probably doody-heads anyway.
March 23, 2013
Of course I bought it. Although I still maintain Liz Lemon would prefer ice cream over froyo.
March 3, 2013
Sunday Funday. Not pictured: laundry. I’m clearly living the glamorous life.
February 25, 2013
“I thought he was funny, but I’m a man so my opinion doesn’t matter.”
oh my god I am going to murder someone
February 25, 2013
It’s OK to be offended by something. It doesn’t mean you have no sense of humor or that you have “your panties in a bunch” or that you need to lighten up. You have the right to be offended.
