Bonkers. And I loved it.
Dimly, as if from far away, she heard a…a noise…a soft sighing sound, as if a million people had let out their breath at once.
One day I will buy a bottle of wine and not finish it the same night I open it.
That day is not today.
Grumpy cat gets a professional photo shoot at Time.
Hi, I haven’t really been on tumblr through the month of March, but I still managed to lose about 1/3 of my followers. But that’s OK; they were probably doody-heads anyway.
“I thought he was funny, but I’m a man so my opinion doesn’t matter.”
oh my god I am going to murder someone