Oh, yeah, sure. Freda, sure. She was the oldest living Lutheran, now she’s dead as a doornail. It’s those damn shriners, won’t take down the goddamn sign, the lazy sons of bitches. 

Every year, every damn year, I tell ‘em, ‘Take down the goddamn Freda sign, you lazy sons of bitches.’

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cheia:

This isn’t an American Teen Princess Pageant. This is Nazi Germany!

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

#fact: drop dead gorgeous won all the oscars in 1999

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uprightcitizens:

Ever since Sarah Palin came into the national consciousness, Denise Richards’ character in this film has taken on a whole new tone.

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Well, you know what dad? You know what? Peter’s gay. GAY!

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mostsmartest:

the best damn tapper

Favorite Caps | Drop Dead Gorgeous | requested by franny-glass