Can someone please come over and forcibly remove my Netflix account from me?
September 3, 2012
September 17, 2011
If it feels like a slice of ham, don’t wipe your ass with it.
June 12, 2011
My life is full of those “Take Stock of Your Life” moments that make you step back and examine where it all went wrong.
I had another one this morning.
When I got up and got out of bed, a bunch of Cherrios fell out of my pajama top.
This just happened to me again.
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